I’m negatively obsessed with Caitlyn Jenner. My photo album is enough proof. Me, Caitlyn, me, Bruce, my selfie, Caitlyn, Caitlyn. Etc etc. Sometimes I get moody and when I remember Caitlyn Jenner is now a man, I burst into an uncontrollable laugher.
Anyways, to the main matter
She is the ultimate lady in red Chris De Burgh sang of.
For a 65 year old, she looks really good for an ex grandpa.
With a better sense of fashion. Just look at how those nails matches the colour of her lips, her bracelet and her jacket.
Who doesn’t want famous in-laws? Yours will never be this influential for nothing. Don’t hate.
Your girlfriend can’t even pull this Lara Croft look
Or look this stunning in a black bridal dress
Even the ladies can’t get enough of her.
Have you listened to Caitlyn Jenner’s voice? It’s very. . . courageous.
How does your girlfriend look in a bandage dress? Definitely not this hot even when she wears her waist trainer!
Let’s not forget Caitlyn Jenner oozes a certain Olympian confidence.
And she’s stronger than you and your girlfriend.
Very strong
Very, very strong.
And she has a penis like you.
Screwed From A friend
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