Naijasinglegirl’s prophecies for 2016

The much awaited prophecies for Nigeria in 2016.
I don’t know when I fell and started vibrating like a chicken and by the time I came around two hours later, I realised I had written this.
People will get tired of waist trainers.
An aged politician in the South West will die.
Many hard working men will move from lagos mainland to the Island.
APC will land in a major Twitter rift.
Merrybet needs prayers.
The price of a cup of garri will rise.
Ground nuts will be abundant in the Benue State.
The price of petroleum shall fluctuate mid-year. There’ll be fuel crisis but the devil will not prevail.
At least forty eight upcoming musician in the south west will release whack singles.
I foresee a merger and acquisition in two Nigerian banks that has the letter ‘a’ in its name.
There will be serious rainfall in June accompanied by wind blowing.
Godswill Akpabio, it is well with you.
Feminism will take another turn.
MTN will concoct more evil ways of syphoning people airtime to recoup their losses once they pay that fine.
Lagos state government will tax companies more aggressively.
BRT bus rates will remain stable.
Linda Ikeji will make plans towards her birthday to acquire a fairly used private jet.
Wizkid will get tired of his name.
PDP Abakiliki, let’s pray.
20, Let’s commit Titus Sardine into the Lord’s hands. I foresee the producers trying to reduce the content to one and a half fish.
BiG range of drinks will try to take over cocacola but will fail.
The manufacturers of Nutri C are making plans to reduce the N20 sachet from 11g to 10g. Let’s pray.
People will begin to get tired of gala. Low sales in traffic.
An actress from the south east will lose that boyfriend she keeps flaunting on instagram to a girl with no social media presence.
The Ooni of Ile Ife is good but he is surrounded by wicked people.
I foresee a bald Yoruba musician wearing a wedding suit.
Nollywood needs to pray against unwanted pregnancy in two upcoming actress from the same man.
Fayose, he should pray against the risk of food poisoning from amala.
Tiwa Savage needs pray against a wardrobe malfunction.
14,283 naturalistas shall give up and empty relaxer on their hair.
A stubborn bachelor in Lekki will be disgraced in Quilox.
I foresee a rise of baby mamas on Instagram.
Tomatoes will be scarce & expensive in Nigeria resulting in poorly prepared jollof rice nationwide.
I foresee an invasion of lice in basket mouth hair, pray!
Shea butter will witness worldwide recognition that will shock everyone.
Nineteen Yoruba actresses will bleach.
Agbalumo will be a bit sugary this year.
Let’s commit the kidney of a popular traditional ruler into God’s hand.
Davido should be careful. I don’t know why but he should be careful.
Men will still be men.
The heart of a certain OAP will be at 8 degree celsius in the month of May.
One dollar will exchange for about two something something.
A traditional ruler in the North shall take in his 6th and a half wife.
A wedding will take place in Abuja that will shock the entire country.
Residents of Bariga should pray against the risk of food poisoning from White Maggi.
A top APC chieftan will be disgraced on Youtube.
Bride price will drop by 75% in Auchi.
A popular runs girl on Instagram will be the first to be infected with the STD Pastor Adeboye mentioned.
The cost of maggi seasoning will rise!
A lot of women believing God for the fruit of the womb will receive their miracle.
Two popular celebrities will fight dirty on the internet. (Shit! I heard it happened this morning?)
A popular philandering husband in Lagos shall fall and break his waist in Allen Avenue.
Mr Right & excess money will locate a certain blogger.
Add yours.

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