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TYPES OF GIRLS FOUND IN ALL THE L.G:As IN IMO STATE
Well no pun intended.... Why so serious?
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1. Mbaise: Girls from Mbaise are always very pretty and wife materialistic. They dont talk too much because the believe in talk and do. If u doubt me ask Flavour what he saw in Mbaise girls
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2. Mbano: Girls from Mbano dont know how to cook. They are always the ones writing
"Divorced" after marriage because of their inability to cook. Buy them food stuffs to cook and see how they will crucify the soup. The soup will be forced to talk " Chai It is finished"
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3. Owerri West: Girls from Irete are cheerful givers; Just buy them coke and bread they will follow u straight to your bed
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4. Ideato North/South: Girls from either Ideato North or South love extorting money from their boyfriend Just to end up squandering it on chewing gum. They chew gum to the extent Chewing gum is now gradually going into extinction
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5. Ihitte/Uboma: Girls from either Ihitte or Uboma are not used to modern facilities If u doubt me take one to a big fastfood and see chemistry
practicals of Disgrace Live and Direct
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6. Ikeduru: Ikeduru girls are Brainy. They are always found at the top in class. They are also
pretty
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7. Isu: Girls from Isu love drinking alcohol. They drink alcohol more than the men but outside ! Huusai! Their favourite drink is either Malt or Sprite
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8. Mbaitoli: Mbaitolu girls are always deformed either they are short and pretty or tall and ugly or tall,pretty but with K leg and can never be both.
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9. Ngor-Okpala: Girls from Ngor Okpala are blessed with pimples U can count all the 36 states and their capitals and where each is located at with the graph respectively.. all on the same face
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10. Njaba: Njaba girls are prayer warriors they are always addicted to their bible very cool to be with
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11. Nwangele: Nwangele girls are always very fat. They eat more than their heights " No wonder the 3 fishes and 5 Loaves of bread Jesus made to
multiply in abundance in the bible finished quickly.. their girls then are from Nwangele
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12. Nkwerre: Girls from Nkwere dont Joke with bush meat. They hustle for bush meat more than
they hustle for money.
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13. Obowo: Obowo girls are young talented Farmers. They have mastered all the styles in
farming. And yet to discover more. Like takwando farming style. doggy farming style.. spear farming style etc
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14. Oguta: Girls from Oguta urinate in bed while sleeping check their beds u will see all the maps including the ones u havnt seen before that are yet to be discovered. They are bedweting scientist
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15. Ohaji/Egbema: Girls from ohaji have dedicated their lives in making garri that is why their garri happens to be the best in Imo state but one amazing thing about them is that they can cook very well
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16. Okigwe: Girls from Okigwe are mainly from royal families even those that are not from royalblood behave like one. Very gentle and calm in nature.
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17. Orlu: Orlu girls are talkactives they can talk without breathing for 2 hours. From research i think Gossiping originated from Orlu
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18. Orsu: Orsu girls like to form phoneeh but try and prolong the talk u will fear English u will
discover English with excess swag
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19. Oru East/West: Girls from Oru East or West love staying Idol and they are very lazy.. they are the main cause of our problems today
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20. Owerri Municipal/North: This is the only City / L.G:A where u can find all the types of Girls listed above plus more. They are also dope, sophisticated, and artificially and naturally beautiful..It is a City/ L.G:A where almost all the girls are fair in complexion, where Brazilian hair sells more than garri. Where it will be hard for u to find a girl who can prepare eba not to talk of soup. I believe Rapture will truly start from here.
What do you think
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1. Mbaise: Girls from Mbaise are always very pretty and wife materialistic. They dont talk too much because the believe in talk and do. If u doubt me ask Flavour what he saw in Mbaise girls
==================
2. Mbano: Girls from Mbano dont know how to cook. They are always the ones writing
"Divorced" after marriage because of their inability to cook. Buy them food stuffs to cook and see how they will crucify the soup. The soup will be forced to talk " Chai It is finished"
====================
3. Owerri West: Girls from Irete are cheerful givers; Just buy them coke and bread they will follow u straight to your bed
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4. Ideato North/South: Girls from either Ideato North or South love extorting money from their boyfriend Just to end up squandering it on chewing gum. They chew gum to the extent Chewing gum is now gradually going into extinction
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5. Ihitte/Uboma: Girls from either Ihitte or Uboma are not used to modern facilities If u doubt me take one to a big fastfood and see chemistry
practicals of Disgrace Live and Direct
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6. Ikeduru: Ikeduru girls are Brainy. They are always found at the top in class. They are also
pretty
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7. Isu: Girls from Isu love drinking alcohol. They drink alcohol more than the men but outside ! Huusai! Their favourite drink is either Malt or Sprite
====================
8. Mbaitoli: Mbaitolu girls are always deformed either they are short and pretty or tall and ugly or tall,pretty but with K leg and can never be both.
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9. Ngor-Okpala: Girls from Ngor Okpala are blessed with pimples U can count all the 36 states and their capitals and where each is located at with the graph respectively.. all on the same face
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10. Njaba: Njaba girls are prayer warriors they are always addicted to their bible very cool to be with
===================
11. Nwangele: Nwangele girls are always very fat. They eat more than their heights " No wonder the 3 fishes and 5 Loaves of bread Jesus made to
multiply in abundance in the bible finished quickly.. their girls then are from Nwangele
====================
12. Nkwerre: Girls from Nkwere dont Joke with bush meat. They hustle for bush meat more than
they hustle for money.
====================
13. Obowo: Obowo girls are young talented Farmers. They have mastered all the styles in
farming. And yet to discover more. Like takwando farming style. doggy farming style.. spear farming style etc
==================
14. Oguta: Girls from Oguta urinate in bed while sleeping check their beds u will see all the maps including the ones u havnt seen before that are yet to be discovered. They are bedweting scientist
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15. Ohaji/Egbema: Girls from ohaji have dedicated their lives in making garri that is why their garri happens to be the best in Imo state but one amazing thing about them is that they can cook very well
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16. Okigwe: Girls from Okigwe are mainly from royal families even those that are not from royalblood behave like one. Very gentle and calm in nature.
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17. Orlu: Orlu girls are talkactives they can talk without breathing for 2 hours. From research i think Gossiping originated from Orlu
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18. Orsu: Orsu girls like to form phoneeh but try and prolong the talk u will fear English u will
discover English with excess swag
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19. Oru East/West: Girls from Oru East or West love staying Idol and they are very lazy.. they are the main cause of our problems today
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20. Owerri Municipal/North: This is the only City / L.G:A where u can find all the types of Girls listed above plus more. They are also dope, sophisticated, and artificially and naturally beautiful..It is a City/ L.G:A where almost all the girls are fair in complexion, where Brazilian hair sells more than garri. Where it will be hard for u to find a girl who can prepare eba not to talk of soup. I believe Rapture will truly start from here.
What do you think
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